Classic fitted design
Stretch in material
You may want to think twice before visiting Grandma! This classic black tee features a coffin outline surrounded by flowers with bold text, "Always Ready For Your Funeral." This perfectly cute yet quirky tee is made from quality cotton that is easy to wash and wear - it doesn't shrink and keeps it form.
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All our items are IN STOCK and READY to be shipped fast from NSW via Australia Post. We know you want your pretties quickly, so orders are shipped within 2 business days. Priority orders are shipped same business day if placed before 11am EST. If placed after 11am, they will be shipped the next business day. We offer flat-rate postage options meaning you can order 1 or 100 items for a low fixed cost. All orders are shipped via Australia Post with signature and tracking at no extra cost. Our flat-rate options are:
FREE shipping on orders over $99 (in Australia) - 2-5 days delivery
$6.95 standard eparcel with signature and tracking - 2-5 days delivery
$11.95 express eparcel with signature and tracking - 1-3 days delivery
$14.95 priority packing & express eparcel with signature and tracking - 1-3 days delivery. Your order will jump the queue and will be gauranteed to be posted the same day if ordered before 11am EST.
Please note: The above time-frames do not apply to customers in WA or NT or remote areas. There is often extra days needed to reach you. To determine if you are in a rural or remote area, please check Australia Post's network delivery system click here
You can return most new, unopened items with tags attached within 15 days for an exchange, credit or refund (less shipping). If in the rare case a faulty item is received, please contact us ASAP so we can rectify.